Monday, May 28, 2012

Questions from Gram!


My gram has been writing me letters but I've only been able to call her twice.  So here are the answers she asked in the letters.  My mom will print them for her.  :)

Questions from Gram –
Why don’t the pigs have names?   The pigs now have names, Eudalia & Anacleto.  Coco named them
The baby cow’s names are Hairy,  Terible, & Snow Flake(Copo de Nieve) 

What did you do with the house painting you did?  The one I paintined here is at Williams, I gave it to him mom.  The one I painted from here but from photo is in my house in Portland.  

Does anyone have their pets spade or neutered?  Not here in Costa Rica that I have seen.  In Boquete Panama there is a monthly clinic where you can take your pet for free.  It’s funded by the American expat community there.  

This wasn’t exactly her question – but sex education is not taught.  There are many wives tales regarding pregnancy.  Most of the men I’ve met have at least 1 kid, more often 2 by different woman.  It’s not uncommon for kids to start having sex around 12 years old.  Abortion is not legal here and more than half the population is catholic.  Most people, including the men,  have very strong anti-abortion opinions.  Vasectomy is also not common here.  I have heard of one man having one, but mostly the men think it will kill their manhood.  Very much machismo on this topic.  

Are tattoos here done by the hour or the piece?  It depends on the place, most of Coco’s have been by the piece, mostly because he knew the tattoo artist.  It is cheaper that way. 

Do they have yard sales there?  No.  People here in general don’t have extra items.  If they do and needed money they would sell something.  Or they use their things until there are no longer useful.  

Do they have old wives beliefs?  Yes, too many to list.  And I’m sure I haven’t even begun to hear them!  

How do the people who don’t work survive?  Unemployment?  This is a good question.  I know many people who don’t have steady work.  They live with family members, borrow money from friends or family, hunt illegally, get fruit from the trees around.  Family seems to be very supportive of each other.  There isn’t unemployment.  If you have a kid and no support from the father she might be able to get something from the government.  Old people can get something from the government if they have paid into it, but many haven’t.  Same with health insurance, they have public insurance but you have to pay in, and it’s really slow and terrible.  Theft and illegal business is not really frowned upon.  “Taking gold or wood” and selling it will land you in jail or a huge fine, but there are buyers for both.  Things here are getting worse from what I’ve heard and seen.  

Why was Puerto Jimenez built?  In the 1960’s logging and a gold rush hit.  PJ is the last stop to the last of the wild Costa Rica.  Even though it is now illegal to cut wood or take gold it still happens.  PJ is now the main stop for tourists going to the National Park.  

Is there wild fruit there?  Yes, coconuts, bananas, plantains, oranges, limes, avocados, water apples, and many other fruits I don’t know.  They grow on the beach, in the forest and jungle.  They might not be “wild” but they aren’t in an orchard.  

What do people do for entertainment at home?  Reading, watching TV, etc.  Things that don’t require money for hobbies.  Coco’s mom Crochets and reads.  She also watches Animal Planet a lot!  Williams mom watched TV a little  but mostly cleaned the house etc.  

What do people do on the weekends?   Party.  Drinking, dancing, the typical stuff.  No movie theater anywhere close by.  But booze and food are expensive here.  Cocaine and pot are very poplar and extremely cheap given the prices of other things.  

Do you see many veggie gardens or flowers in peoples yards?   Mostly flowers, no too many veggie gardens.  I’m not sure why.  Some of it is that the dirt here isn’t good so it takes a lot of work or money to get the ground prepared.  

Are there Laundromats?  Yes, many.  The average person does not have a washer and dryer.  They do their laundry by hand and hang to dry.  The Laundromats also mostly hang the clothes out to dry.  But their machines have a super spin cycle that really gets the water out. 

Chiggers

The farm would be perfect if it weren't for the dying animals and the m.effen chiggers!  Chiggers are very very small tick like thingers that embed in the skin, salivate and cause your skin to rot.    The chiggers then eat the rotten skin.  They hang on for a couple days then drop off. They itch worse then the worst mosquito bite! I am covered with them.  I look like I have the measles.  They love the hot spots so under my bra and underwear is even worse.  Coco, has been rubbing him self down with diesel to prevent them and he only has a few.  So the other day, after many days of suffering and resisting  the diesel treatment for fear of a chemical burn or illness from diesel absorption, I gave in.  covered my legs and wiped down all the bites and my back.  After 3 days of this the bite had gotten better but my skin is now blistered and itchy!  I am no longer using diesel, and Coco now believes me that it's not good for skin. haha  So I've been soaking my diesel burned skin in the river and using a thing similar to Vics to keep them from getting on me.  I've also been wearing rubber boots and soaks to go out in the yard.  They aren't comfy and they are hot, but I do have less and less bites to scratch. 

Yesterday the farm owner was here and he and Coco plumbed the sink and toilet.  I no longer have to flush the toilet with a bucket of water.  They also fixed the water pressure so the cold shower is not like a waterfall.  I will be ready for swimming in Oregon when I get home.  Cold water's got nothing on me now! haha  Actually, of all the "comforts" of home, hot water is the one thing I miss.  But I just try to shower mid day when I'm hot and then before it gets too cold in the evening.  I'd like to say I'm getting more use to it, but I'm really not sure. 

Cheese!
Yesterday I sort of helped make cheese, well, I watched.  Today after I made jungle fresh banana pancakes, Coco started making the cheese.  It's a nice treat!  Our primary diet has been rice, beans and eggs.  But I'm not complaining.  There is a huge ass mango tree about 30 feet from the house so that has been great.  So much better than the mango in the grocery stores, even the grocery stores here.

I'm just rambling now!  I will attempt to update my back log of hand written blogging sometime soon.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sunday Phobia

My entire life I've hated Sundays, well, my entire life starting with 1st grade.  Sunday always represents the upcoming dreaded Monday. School or work both bring the dreaded start of the week.  I've been unemployed for 1.5 years now, if you can believe that!?  I can't really believe it but it's true.  And just today, this Sunday May 27th on this lovely farm in the Osa Peninsula of Costa Rica am I not filled with dread for Monday!  Success!

I have however been doing laundry by hand with a scrub brush to get the mud out for the last 2 hours.  At least the water flows without me having to pull it from a well.  Water is abundant on the farm and is running in the house most of the time. 

Happy Sunday!  I just realized that maybe I'm not filled with dread because I actually realized that tomorrow is Memorial day and there is no work or school!  :)  I hope that's not the case!

In other news, I'm pretty excited to now know how to survive without refrigeration, electricity or gas.  Water is still a necessity though!  

love & bunny kisses,
the many stages of milk on the farm!  in the pitcher is sour cream, in the pot is freshly boiled milk, in the green container the makings of cheese!  and yes, i've eaten all these and have had no issues!

laundry!

The new improved cleaned up kitchen!  Coco and I have been slowly reorganizing and cleaning up many things around the farm!  If i was staying longer I'd redo part of the kitchen roof.  It's too low over the stink and conducts heat like crazy!  

Serena 

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Technology Hits the Farm!

 


Today I got my hands on an internet stick.  It's a usb sort of thinger that allows internet from anywhere!  Including the middle of nowhere!  It's slower than I'd like but here are some photos!



Qucikie? Anyone?

I'm only in town for a couple of hours.  There is no internet on the farm. No hot water, spring water from the mountain is piped in.  We cook on a fire, no refrigeration, and no real electricity.  We have 2 solar panels but sometimes that's not enough to charge the phones and use the lights.

Death total:
one rooster - bone disease, could no longer walk.
one dad bunny - we don't know why
one mom bunny - we dont know why, died the day after the dad bunny
Four 1 week old bunnies left behind by mom.  I only had cow milk to feed them.  They were too young!
One baby bunny died of unknown causes
One baby bunny didn't come home after they day outside
One baby bunny due to a snake bite, we think.

I have 3 baby bunnies of 10 left.  I cried a LOT this week.  The bunnies all come to be when I call "here baby bunbuns!"

The last 2 days we've had to chase down the bull 3 times.  Yesterday we got a new mom and baby cow.  We now have 3 mamas, 3 babies and one naughty bull to care for.

More details soon!  I only have limited time in town today for interneting!  xo

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Movin' On Up


To a deluxe apartment in the sky...
Well, not exactly.  My vision of success and paradise are much different than most of the people I know, as I've slowly began to realize.  I have almost no desire to "keep up with the Joneses", I say almost because at times I may wish for a car with heated seats or a house with a fireplace. But for the most part my goals, dreams, desires are not typical.  I want simplicity.  I want a farm.  I want to see new things.  I do not want sit in an office.  Living in a van has always been one of my fantasies. Traveling and painting living off the land excite me.  My therapists calls my ideas of the perfect life "an alternate lifestyle", and I'm ok with that. 

So, in a slightly strange turn of events, here I am!  Arrived, if you will, to the perfect lifestyle.  At least for now.  I'm living on a farm, where I don't pay rent or for food.  There are 2 pigs, 2 mamma cows, 2 baby cows, a bull, many chickens or all ages with eggs getting ready to hatch, a rooster, 3 geese, 5 or 6 ducks, one boy dog named Poco Yo, and his puppy daughter Osa! The only thing missing is some kitties!  However, there are Puma near by! 

Just when I was able to sleep past 6 am I'm now waking up between 4 and 5am again!  Time to feed the animals and milk the cow!  Don't worry, I still have a man with a machete to keep me safe!

Entrance
really?  That isn't a fat roll, I have my skirt rolled up to hike! haha
Resting at the top of the water supply hike.


2nd floor aka bedroom
stairs to 1st floor

What I see when I open my eyes!

I love nice cocks!

Poco yo!




"wait, i'm trying not to pose"

The farm

La Casa!

Martina! She's a smart duck!

Osa the puppy!
Stove. look closely under the stove!

Poultry Snack Time

oink!

"hows my hair look?"

Porch dining area



She's nesting under the stove!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Spare Change?

I just changed my flight!  I was scheduled to return on May 15, that's in only 9 days.  too close for comfort and I have yet to see the norther part of CR or Nicaragua.  Soooooo, that is my plan.  Not sure when I'm headed north but it will be soon.  My debit card expires the end of May so I will be unable to get cash in June.  I can't really rely on the postal service tho I could try to have it mailed to my friend at the school.  If it gets lost I'm no worse off!  :)  

Oh! My new ticket is for June 16th.  I'll turn 43 here in CR(if i don't change my mind again) and plan for my continued midlife crisis breakdown to happen in a tropical paradise of sorts. 

Missing you and wishing you were here!
xo!